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December, 2009:

Travel Nightmare

I’ve always loved The National Geographic magazine. When Dad died I continued his subscription for a long time after. I finally gave up on it when I realized that I wasn’t actually reading the stories so much as looking at the pictures and then finally I wasn’t even looking at the pictures. I hardly had [...]

The Robe

This is my new robe, but in plain black. I got it for 50% off at Target. My family was never one to wear bathrobes. If I was cold I’d walk around wrapped in whatever blanket was handy. I’d even sit at the table wrapped in the blanket. My mother would sigh, roll her eyes [...]

Every Murder Begins With….

This commercial creeps me the hell out. Watch it… go on, click play…   The way that guy says, “…and I always will be” is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in a jewelry commercial. They really need to do a rewrite of that dialog and get an actor that is less “Creepy Jeff” and more [...]

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