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Please forgive me

Pirate Alice August 16, 2010 2

You are so beautiful to me

My dearest Diet Coke,

You are so loyal and beautiful and I have repaid you by turning to another. I am deeply sorry for any pain I may have caused you. You have always been there for me. Even when I was in another country and couldn’t get iced tea, I could find you.

The Diet Dr Pepper was on sale, I am a whore for a good deal. I know this is just a fleeting affair. The Dr is always so elusive and fickle. Its mystery is what draws me in.  One day I will learn my lesson, and when he takes a hike I’ll turn to you and you’ll be there for me. I know you are my true love, my Imzadi.

Please forgive me, Diet Coke, I want to be your one and only. Will you let me?

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2 Comments »

  1. Laurel August 16, 2010 at 10:02 pm -

    I wish I could support you in this… unfortunate phase. But I think you know where my loyalties lie. Good luck in this misadventure.

  2. Piratealice August 17, 2010 at 1:59 am -

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