Dear Columbia College,
As an alumna of your illustrious institution I am always open to receiving correspondence from you. I hope to attend more events created for all of us graduates. I want to network with others and attend writing workshops. However, your latest missive was a huge fail.
I can’t even read this. When I mouse over the links, NOTHING CHANGES. I still can’t read it. A school known for art and design should not be sending this type of awful unreadable spam to alumni. Honestly they shouldn’t be sending it to anyone.
Who is responsible for this? I hang my head in SHAME as a graduate of Columbia College after receiving this.
Sincerely,
Pattie
They really just want you to know they’re having a totally bitchin’ party and you’re missing it. Probably the damn theater department jackwagons. They were always so full of themselves.