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Depression Revisited

Depression Revisited

Pirate Alice August 11, 2014 2

I’ve talked about it before, how depression lies to you, how it makes you feel that retreating from the things you enjoy, the people your love, the moments that bring you joy, will make

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Why are people jerks?

Why are people jerks?

Pirate Alice May 25, 2013 1

I went to the eye doctor yesterday. Everything was lovely all the people were nice to me. I was friendly to all of them. Then, as I was picking out frames this woman came

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I did something stupid

I did something stupid

Pirate Alice February 18, 2013 Comments Off on I did something stupid

I bought some Girl Scout Cookies. And at first I’m like… But then I eat one cookie and I’m all…. Seriously… I made a huge mistake… one box down 7 more to go&#

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Man or Mouse?

Man or Mouse?

Pirate Alice September 27, 2012 Comments Off on Man or Mouse?

I was doing laundry in the quiet basement of my building when I heard the crinkly sound of a plastic bag. I looked up wondering who was there to see a little brown mouse

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Depression

Depression

Pirate Alice August 29, 2012 10

It’s hard to admit you’ve got a mental illness. It’s even harder when you’re admitting you’ve got a mental illness that many people in our society don’t even acknowledge as a “real” illness. Depression

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FIRE!!!

FIRE!!!

Pirate Alice July 9, 2012 Comments Off on FIRE!!!

I woke up at 4am and heard noise outside. I looked out my kitchen window to find the garage of the building next door on fire. Once I located my phone I called 911.

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