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A letter to my 20 year-old self

Cassie Boorn is a 22 year-old blogger who was confused about life in her 20′s and asked all the women she knows to share a letter they’d write to their 20 year-old self. Inspired by the collection of letters she’s received I sat down and wrote a letter to my 20 year-old self. It’s not [...]

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Not Funny

This was today’s Brevity comic. Usually I find this comic to be amusing but today I thought it was just offensive. Am I supposed to expect that because he is fat he wants the whipped cream? Is this meant to be funny because we could think, “oh he’s fat he shouldn’t have it but he [...]

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Jerks

As some of you may know, I have no qualms about removing people from my life. I have chosen to surround myself with supportive, loving people who care about me and treat me the way all people deserve to be treated. When I hear about people I care about being treated poorly by others, it [...]

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Suffering

I know I can be a real whiner sometimes but I’m also pretty darned good at suffering in silence.  Since I started this new job my knee has been hurting off and on, at first I thought nothing of it. I figured it was a combination of daily driving and moving more. When the pain [...]

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Drunken Debauchery

I was talking to a friend the other day during my drive home (don’t worry I’ve downloaded the instructions for my bluetooth headset – again – and I’ve been using it) when the topic of heavy drinking came up. I was trying to remember the last time I was totally crap-toast drunk and drawing a [...]

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Stuff

Not much has been going on, just the same old crap. My computer has decided to act like a spoiled child. It started turning off for no reason, and the keyboard and mouse would also just stop working. It has been sent to the home of a wonderful person who will shame and beat it [...]

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Chicago Sunset

Crap DayChicago SunsetOriginally uploaded by Pirate Alice. Yesterday was seriously a crappy day for me. Tuesday I was home sick, scratchy throat clogged ears. Yesterday the faucet of my nose got turned on, went to work anyway. Felt exhausted. Came home from work and the basement was flooded cuz the sump-pump decided to stop working. [...]

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