Knott’s Berry Farm is INFESTED!
Apparently Knott’s Berry Farm in California is infested with Zombies. They’re turning this infestation into an ATTRACTION?!? WTF? They are putting people’s lives at risk for a buck! HOW IRRESPONSIBLE!
They are going to lock you up with Zombies! They plan to use this as a maze, for your “entertainment.” How entertaining is it to be attacked by zombies? Really…
It seems Knott’s has also been overrun by Aliens, the article also mentions some sort of laser tag where you get to try killing aliens. I bet they’re just going to beam you up to the ship where you’ll be left to fend for yourselves.
Well, when the population of California drops this October we’ll all know why.