Ain’t it grand?

First conversation…

Her #1: He does realize that if he rides off into the sunset he’s got a huge posse on his ass?

Me: erm… I haven’t mentioned it yet.

Her #1: Well, you’re sweet as pie and he’d better know what’s out there waiting for him.

Second conversation…

Her #2: Be sure to let him know that if he hurts you in any way… we’re all going to break his kneecaps and I’m speaking for Amy, Julie, Bob, Tim, Sabrina and myself… but we are happy for you.

Me: Don’t you think that would scare him away?

Her #2: Not at all.

I had no idea how many people would be out to kill and/or maim on my behalf… I can REALLY FEEL THE LOVE from all those around me.