Talking to Janine
Me: I think I may have SARS. According to the CDC these are the symptoms: headache (I’ve got that right now) overall feeling of discomfort (yup, got that) and body aches (eh… My foot does kind of hurt and so does my throat) Although I don’t have the temperature and I’m not sure if a flemmy throat is considered a respiratory symptom or not. I don’t at the moment feel that I’m having trouble breathing…but my nose is a little cloggy feeling….
What do you think?
Her: Well, have you been Hong Kong or Toronto lately???? Has the cute boy? If not… I wouldn’t worry about it…
Me: Maybe I’ve got anthrax?
Her: I’m doubtful. Allergies, maybe. Anthrax, prolly not.
Me: Maybe it’s a tumor!
Her (In her best Ahnuld voice): IT’S NOT A TOOMAH!
