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September 12, 2003

Crazy

So I get this email in my inbox… the subject line says:

Earn profits, earn dark profits.

And I’m thinking… what the hell are “dark profits”? So I open it expecting to see some porn thing or something but instead I see this…

Welcome to the site www.darkprofits.com, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings,

here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher

for free.

www.darkprofits.com

This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve

a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

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If you think you are receiving this message in an error – call here to unsubscribe – 1-866-510-4000

You can also send abuses and complaints here:

SAGO Networks (The best hosting for spam-advertised projects. It is impossible to stop us host spam-sites)

4465 W. Gandy Blvd.

Suite 800

Tampa, Florida 33611

1-866-510-4000

sales@sagonet.com

So…. finding that troublesome I decided to send the email to the FBI and the CIA. I went to the FBI’s website to try to find an email address to forward the email to, they only had a form to fill out. So I called the Washington DC number. They politely told me to call the Chicago office and nicely gave me the phone number. The Chicago office gave me a website www.ifccfbi.gov to send the email to. So I went there and filled out that form. I put all the headers etc in the form box and filled it out. Then I went back to the FBI’s site and filled out their tip form as well as the CIA.

Yes I went to the website and saw that the spam was created by some disgruntled, excommunicated member of that site. But ya know what. If we all act on spam messages by forwarding them to the FBI and CIA…perhaps we can stop it. Not to mention the fact that I just thought it was the coolest to be able to so easily contact the FBI….

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