Scene from the new office
Me: (In the kitchen standing at the counter, near the microwave, preparing my lunch)
Her: (Runs in grabs a paper towel and pauses at the water cooler. Smiles)
Me: (Smile back stand and wait.)
Her: (Turns to leave, pauses at the door looking at Me.) “You do realize the microwave isn’t going, right?”
Me: “I’m waiting for the toaster” (point at toaster)
Her: “Oooh… I thought it was creepy the way you were just standing there.”
I don't know if you're brilliant or twisted
