The List
Things to do tomorrow before taking off for THE WEDDING.
1. Find new shoes
2. Get eyebrows fixed
3. Interview at position I’ll probably not take
4. Pack bags
5. Get card from Hallmark (I’m all about Hallmark)
6. Get gas
7. Print directions to Bonduel, WI
8. Find alternate route due to late departure and traffic so as not to arrive after Midnight
9. Get some cash (due to cash bar)
10. MUST FIND SHOES
11. Charge phone
12. Charge PDA
13. Dream up snappy come backs for relatives who have the nerve to ask “when are YOU getting married?”
14. Practice right hook for above relatives
15. Empty dishwasher
16. Feed animals
17. Leave faucet dripping for cats
18. Fill out mountain of paperwork sent by Head Hunter that will probably be filed in the “circular file” anyway at interview next week
19. Practice polite smile for relatives mentioned above
20. Practice “listening” for previously mentioned relatives
21. Practice keeping my cool when surrounded by so many relatives I’d rather not see ever again.
22. DON’T PANIC
