Conversation
He: Got any plans for next weekend?
Me: No, I really have no plans at all for the whole month…and actually the whole year at this point.
He: Want to go camping?
Me: Camping in January? Are you CRAZY? I’m NOT sleeping outside in JANUARY.
He: It’d be in a cabin.
Me: Only crazy, freak people camp in January.
He: It’d be in a cabin.
Me: It’d be in the wilderness in the cold…I don’t care for wilderness in the warm.
So…yeah, I’m NOT CAMPING next weekend… Really, I just don’t camp…
