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STAY BACK! Y’all had better stay away from me. Researchers have found that fat is contagious. Damn straight I’m going to GIVE YOU MY FAT! If you’re my friend I’ll wear down your thin defenses and make you fat just like me! BWAHAHAHAH! So get away from me…all of you or face the consequences. Pfft…whatever. […]

CRAP WEASEL! The Cops are burning all the pot! Why do they get all the good stuff? 30,000 illegal plants in a forest preserve in Barrington. Damn… that’s a lot of pot. And they’re setting it on fire. Why not harvest it and sell it…use the money to make our schools better…yeah prolly not a […]