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Because I have nothing else to do

Video Fun Time

What do you do when your husband and his evil twin are both dicks?

Evil Twin Standoff

Also… for anyone who loved choose your own adventure books – it’s a choose your own adventure movie! Good training for when the Zombies attack.

The Outbreak

And finally… The G.T.C.M.S. now in it’s second season.

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

Caffeine Kills

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So yesterday, around 9pm I realized I had not consumed any caffeine at all the whole day. That is a very stupid thing to do, unless you enjoy having your head in a vise for hours and hours. Caffeine withdrawal headaches are the worst. Think of the worst ever headache you’ve had and then multiply it by 10. That’s a caffeine withdrawal headache. Yes it borders on migraine pain. Last night, it was darned close to a migraine, the only thing holding it back was the lack of nausea and there was no sensitivity to light or sound. But it hurt like hell, and at 9pm I didn’t want to run the risk of consuming any caffeine because I’m already having a crap time falling asleep every night.

Today I applied for a job in Oslo, Norway. I’m sure I wont get it, they probably wont even bother contacting me, but it was fun to apply anyway. The thought of going to Europe and working is pretty exciting. Although I suck at learning languages. I’ve tried to learn French, Spanish, Italian and even sign language. But none of them have stuck. I know phrases that are relatively useless, and some that are good to know like, where’s the bathroom? and what is this?

So if you’re reading my blog, and willing to hire me and help me move to Europe, pop me an email… I can only speak English, but I’d be a good English teacher if your company needs one.

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