Dread Pirate Alice

Bleuch!

I REALLY don’t get this picture. I found it at my favorite place, Jezebel.com. The article doesn’t talk about this disgusting food item at all. Although, someone in the comments mentions this was a food offering at the Google NY office’s cafeteria. In any event, as much as I love donuts and feel they are loaded with crack to make me keep on craving them, these…things…words can not express what the hell these are loaded with. I mean, seriously, a bacon-cheese-donut-burger… WTF?! Make me just ralph all the food I’ve ever consumed in my entire life why don’t you?! O. M. G.!
And from the picture, it looks like there were actually people BRAVE enough to try to eat them. See the greasy slime there on the counter in that empty space. Yeah, it looks like some of these were picked up, and then perhaps taken to a table and EATEN. GAH! The thought is making my holiday frosted donut come up for a second taste. Yeah, nothing tastes good the second time around.

(Update to add: this photo comes from ccaviness it was in fact a food offering at the Google cafeteria.)

BAH!!

So I get up this morning and there is no water. Every faucet I turn on, nothing happens. I need to do laundry, shower, wash the dishes….I can’t do anything, I can’t even make coffee!

No sooner have I twittered this travesty, than I hear the toilet running….that can’t be cuz there’s no water…I turn on the bathroom faucet, and wow…water shoots out. OK, so now there is water.

I start my day doing laundry, washing dishes, etc. I finally eat lunch and then I run off to the store. While at the store, nothing interests me. I don’t want any cookies, or chips, none of the food there appeals to me, not even the fruit….not even the Entenmann’s crack laced donuts!! What is wrong with me??

I wish I could answer that question. But, alas there is no answer…apparently I’m “in a mood” Fortunately I’m still entertained by Doctor Who. The latest episode this week was awesome! I totally loved it. I may go watch it again.