I don't know if you're brilliant or twisted
Virgin & Google take you to MARS!
Have you wanted to colonize another planet? Do you want to be a pioneer? Space IS the final frontier and Google and Virgin will take you there!
That’s right Virgle will take you to MARS! So awesome, I hope my application gets accepted.
TOAST!
Look at that sexy new toaster I got! My bro sent it to me. It is so very clear to me that he and his wife love me very much. I’ve never been so excited to have toast in my entire life. Isn’t it beautiful?!
And don’t even think for one second this entry is sarcastic… I am REALLY EXCITED over my new toaster. I love this toaster!
