I don't know if you're brilliant or twisted
Real funny….
So, I come home after a lovely evening with B & T & S, to find a piece of mail addressed to “Mrs. Patricia Lee-Young” From a place called My Health and Safety.
I open it up… the letter says:
Greetings!
Your new My Health and Safety adult incontinence catalog and price list is enclosed.
Which one of you comedians sent this to me? Really funny you guys…my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Truly hysterical.
Pffft
So I ordered this book, because I read it would have lovely patterns for all sorts of things that’d be fun to make. The book arrived yesterday and as I paged through, I realized not every pattern has a picture. What kind of knitting instruction book doesn’t give pictures of the final product?! That’s like a cookbook without pictures of food! How am I supposed to know if I’m doing it right without a photo to show me what it is meant to look like? Who made this book!?! What are they thinking?! You don’t write pattern books without pictures of what you’re going to be making. Stupid…
What it does have pictures of though, are cell phone cozy, beer bottle cozy, a scarf that looks like a snake, a change purse, a regular shoulder purse, poncho, hats, a very long scarf…and some other things that are not coming to mind right now. But the things I’d LIKE to try making have no photos. I’m really kinda annoyed. This is why I’m only going to buy all future pattern books from bookstores where I can stand and page through them before buying them.
