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Haiku Time

5-7-5

very very cold
ice crystals form on ceiling
fingers going numb

I can see my breath
exhale puffs of misty air
turn down the A-C

warm fleecy blanket
wrapped around me in sweater
layers keep out cold

Crap Weasel!

Sad News

I was at Trader Joe’s this weekend and I’m sorry to report that Two Buck Chuck no longer exists. That’s right, no more Two Buck Chuck.

It is now, Three Buck Chuck! Yup, Trader Joe has raised the price to $2.99! How can they do that! It can’t be Two Buck Chuck if it’s $2.99… OH THE HUMANITY!

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