Dread Pirate Alice

Thump thump thump

That thumping sound you hear is me, banging my head against my desk.

Annoying Dude (forever to be referred to here as: Farnalbutt) just walked past my door, STOPPED, and leaned back (in a manner that looked both uncomfortable as well as stupid) to say, “How are you today?” And waited IN THAT POSE until I spoke to him.

I KNOW that Farnalbutt doesn’t care at all how I am today. Farnalbutt is like the KING of small talk. But he’s also a major screwup. Every client that has been given to him has left us. Would someone PLEASE pass along CAC?!? (CAC=Crappy Annoying Client) This particular project is the bane of my existence. Even the most hated and vile client at my old job is better than these guys.

Ya know, I never had to deal with anyone like Farnalbutt at my old job. I wonder if it is because publicists are more disgruntled than accound managers?

Mitten On Parade

Satan likes the giant mitten, he feels it would make a lovely blanket or perhaps sleeping bag. He hopes that when I leave at night I’ll drop it on the floor so that he will have a warm and cozy place to sleep.

Snowman finds that the giant mitten makes a beautiful backdrop that shows off all his colors. He thinks that if the mitten stayed behind him more people would notice him and say how totally cool he is.

Inky is showing off what a great bed the giant mitten makes. He longs to sleep on the mitten each day when I arrive at work. He curses me for leaving the mittens in my coat pockets. He and Satan are plotting my demise. I think I’d better keep my eye on these two.

Tiki didn’t want to be left out either. He thinks the giant mitten would make the perfect pen holder cozy. It’d also serve to keep the scissors out of reach of Satan and Inky too!