Dread Pirate Alice

Read Banned Books!

Yet another meme, but this one sounds cooler than most…
The American Library Association released its list of the most “challenged” books for 1990-2000. The question is “which ones have you read?” My list is as follows:

7. Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
8. Forever by Judy Blume
13. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
19. Sex by Madonna
23. Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
32. Blubber by Judy Blume
43. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
47. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
51. A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
53. Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
57. The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell (I’ve read select parts, not the whole thing)
62. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
70. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
71. Native Son by Richard Wright
88. Where’s Waldo? by Martin Hanford

Looks to me like I’ve got a lot more reading to do!

Everyone Else Is Doing It…

So not only has Zes done this but so has another favorite blogger Gladys so I figure I might as well jump on the bandwagon…

Google Meme — Search “Your Name Here” Needs
According to Google, these are the top ten things I need. Ask the Google oracle! Google knows all! Google is wise…Google is your friend! Fear not the Google!

Pattie needs help! (so true)
Pattie needs to support us (who? who are you?!)
Pattie needs replacement ALL 12 MONTHS OF THE YEAR (too odd)
Pattie stated that she needs more direction from the CTF
Pattie needs a date (uh…no…I just need to be taken out to Olive Garden)
Pattie has sustained a concussion. She needs medical treatment.
Pattie has heartworms and we need your help to pay (OMG! Heartworms?!?)
Pattie needs to go back to law school and finish getting her degree (really?)
Pattie really needs a job and tonight she is so depressed she is ready to just give up completely. (Google has seen my inner soul!)
Pattie needs to find at least five families with a child under ten years old

And then there were a couple others that weren’t exactly about my needs but amused me anyway…

Pattie didn’t need every coin-related artifact
David attended to the facility’s maintenance needs while Pattie catalogued its library books.

And yes, these are the results from spelling my name correctly,I didn’t cheat by spelling it with just an I or a Y and then fix the spelling, this is exactly how it was spelled…