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Buy cow? Free milk?

I got this via email apparently this was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Although I don’t know how true that is, but really, I don’t care cuz it makes me laugh at how true it is.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.

And, it’s usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!

You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.

Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,

Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Trippin’

The week in review

So… before vacation the cat got out, we found her and were then ready for a week of fun and relaxation.
Before I left my tulips looked like this…

While in florida we saw Disney and the odd signs they have like this one that is telling us “No dancing on the couch”…

Then you get to see the big wizard hat

And Tigger!

Then on we went to the Tower of Terror!

The next day we visited Shamu at Sea World where an evil bird pooped on me and I had to buy a new shirt because of it…ick!

While away our pet sitter called to tell us the door was malfunctioning again. He was worried about losing the cats so he put them in the basement while he was away. I felt it was for the best as Mabel is a nasty bitch and he’d have a hard time catching her if she were to get out and I wasn’t there. So I told him, no problem. Just beware of the evil that is Mabel.

We also visited Wet & Wild the waterpark…eh not that exciting actually…it’s one of those places that makes you pay for EVERYTHING…want a tube to sit on in the wave pool or the lazy river…PAY US! Want a locker? PAY US! Gotta pee? PAY US! (OK I actually made that last one up…)

After the waterpark we went to Epcot

For the celebration thing this year they’ve got a Mickey hand with a wand on the side of “Spaceship Earth” it looks cool. This spring is the Epcot flower and garden show, and wouldn’t you know I didn’t take any pictures of the plants with my phone…ugh…

The Kennedy Space Center was cool! You can go aboard a shuttle that’s no longer in use. You see the cargo bay, the crew quarters and the flight deck complete with a space suit…

And a little french girl in a pink dress. They give a tour by bus of some cool things including the Saturn V rocket…this is the back end.

We chose not to go experience The Holy Land

And when we pulled up at home I saw my tulips!

They’re BLOOMING! It was so exciting!
However, Mabel and Bijou were pretty annoyed…actually Mabel was pissed Bijou was just glad to be let out of the basement. Mabel wont leave me alone, she’s very heavy and it’s hard to type with a 20lb cat lying on your wrist… So I’ll stop now to pay a little bit more attention to Mabel. It was a fun week and no, I’m really not glad to be back home where it’s 50 degrees and raining and work awaits on Monday….and no 5 foot tall mice or thrill rides…

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