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MEEERRROOOOWWWLLL

Sweet?

My “sweet” little Mabel has taken to howling from the top of the stairs and swatting and hissing at the dogs when they try to get past. At this moment she’s actually sitting in the kitchen staring at me and crying.

I’ve asked Bijou to talk to her but Bijou doesn’t seem to care or she doesn’t understand what I’m asking her to do. I suspect that Bijou is enjoying having me all to herself and she’s telling Mabel stories of how mean the dogs are.

B: Yeah, don’t go near the dogs, that big one…she’ll bite your tail. She told me how much she likes the taste of cat tails.

M: Really? I thought she had an evil look in her eye. Don’t worry Bijou, I’ll keep your tail safe from her… GRRRRR! MEEERRROOOOWWLLL!

S:(the dog)What is up with that cat?

C: (other dog)Maybe she wants to play with us? I’ll go ask…

M: GETAWAYFROMMEDOG! HISSS HISSSSS HISSSSS. (Swats at C’s nose)

C: YIPE! (runs away)

C: (to S) Don’t go near that nasty cat…

B: See and that one…he comes along to distract you while the big one chews on your tail

M: ACK! My tail! (begins to spin in circles)

Grrr Arguh!!

Ode to Network Television

Oh how I hate you, Network TV

You give us shows and then at the last 5 minutes

pre-empt the ending to tell us things that could wait

Like, how terrible the weather can be

I have a window, I know it’s bad

NOW GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK! LEAVE IT BE!

I’ve invested 55 minutes to this end

CSI NY, WHY in the last 5 minutes

Must you cut away to tell me Arafat is dead?

NO OTHER NETWORK last night cut away

ABC felt that this news could wait

until Wife Swap was done for the day

But CBS, they cut away,

I now have no idea how this episode ended

Thanks a lot you bastards…

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