Dread Pirate Alice

More Questions

If you…

1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

Probably Italian

2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

Books and cards

3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?

Either a kid’s book or a fantasy possibly a mystery or thriller

4. …ran a school, what would you teach?

English grammar…maybe writing. i’d definitely teach the kids that reading is fun

5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

loud and angry music with a tambourine

Bad Idea

OK so when you wake up feeling all “oogy” as I like to call it, with a headache, nausea and upset tummy… when lunch time rolls around don’t go eat McDonalds… even if it is just the nuggets meal. Trust me on this… I didn’t think it was possible to feel worse.