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March 4, 2004

A Lovely Poem

My lovely friend James saw this and thought of me, the lovely Pirate Alice. I just wanted to share with all of you, my lovely readers.

Oh, I should like to ride the seas,

A roaring buccaneer;

A cutlass banging at my knees,

A dirk behind my ear.

And when my captives’ chains would clank

I’d howl with glee and drink,

And then fling out the quivering plank

And watch the beggars sink.

I’d like to straddle gory decks,

And dig in laden sands,

And know the feel of throbbing necks

Between my knotted hands.

Oh, I should like to strut and curse

Among my blackguard crew….

But I am writing little verse,

As little ladies do.

Oh, I should like to dance and laugh

And pose and preen and sway,

And rip the hearts of men in half,

And toss the bits away.

I’d like to view the reeling years

Through unastonished eyes,

And dip my finger-tips in tears,

And give my smiles for sighs.

I’d stroll beyond the ancient bounds,

And tap at fastened gates,

And hear the prettiest of sound-

The clink of shattered fates.

My slaves I’d like to bind with thongs

That cut and burn and chill….

But I am writing little songs,

As little ladies will.

— Dorothy Parker

March 3, 2004

hmmm…

So I got a piece of spam today that was in Spanish. Which if I could read Spanish that would have been effective. However, I cannnot.

The latest piece of spam I just got tells me “Warning: Your mom may be exposed on this site”. Now seeing as how my mom is dead and if she happened to be alive she’d be 65 years old, makes me wonder exactly how “exposed” she’d be and just who’d be interested in seeing her…it also makes me wonder who’d be interested in seeing an “exposed” dead body about 13 years after it’s been buried.

Ick…

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