Dread Pirate Alice

For crying out loud!

So my friend here at the office and her guy have those Nextel cell phones that you can walkee-talkee on…. Well, he doesn’t seem to realize that on occasion people walk AWAY from their desk, so her phone keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing….it’s like he doesn’t know how to give up! HEY ASSHOLE! LEAVE A MESSAGE!! SHE’S GONE OFF TO GET FOOD…PEOPLE DO EAT SOMETIMES.

on another subject

It wasn’t Bijou who was being a bitch to Tammy….it was MABEL! I can’t believe my sweet loveable Mabel would do such an evil thing… I need to re-evaluate the personalities of my kitties.

Evil Cats

So I spent the past week in the Wisconsin Dells… I asked Tammy to watch the cats while I was gone. Apparently Bijou is a total bitch. If you go to Tammy’s blog and scroll down to Thursday you’ll see that Bijou found some place to hide from Tammy and sent her into a panic. Don’t worry Tammy, she has done the same thing to me on several occasions. Each time I was in a total panic. I ended up calling my friend Sabrina who drove all the way to my house from Beecher because I couldn’t find her. That time she got out the front door and was hiding up stairs in the hallway among my neighbor’s stuff. I was in a total panic, crying and sitting on my doorstep with a jar of cat treats and a bag of Doritos (yes, Bijou likes Doritos I can generally get her to come out of hiding for them…not that time).

I’m sorry Bijou is a bitch… she will be reprimanded.