Dread Pirate Alice Rotating Header Image

September 19, 2003 @ 13:56

Ahoy!

In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day I took their bonny quiz and naturally:

You are The Cap’n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

September 19, 2003

Avast me hearties!

Ahoy! Pirate Alice is pleased to annouce that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr! I’m happier than a Dread Pirate forcing the prisoners to walk the plank. Tis all in this world that should shout for joy like we pirates do. Yo ho! A pirate’s life for me! Now don’t go acting like a dirty bilge rat, be a beauty and join in the fun!

Arrrr matey!

eXTReMe Tracker