Dread Pirate Alice

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Yay! Snotty Bitch is back in action!

I’ve got my computer back and it’s working…well enough. I still need a new modem cuz my modem has gone wonky. But it’s functional enough for now. I’m now up to Windows XP which has this odd childlike look to it. I do like the desktop picture of the boat and the island. It feels nice and calm. I’ve got two hard drives now which is most excellent…. And a lot of the crap I had before is gone. Which is a good thing. Yay for boyfriends who can fix computers when they go wonky!

Talking to Janine

Me: I think I may have SARS. According to the CDC these are the symptoms: headache (I’ve got that right now) overall feeling of discomfort (yup, got that) and body aches (eh… My foot does kind of hurt and so does my throat) Although I don’t have the temperature and I’m not sure if a flemmy throat is considered a respiratory symptom or not. I don’t at the moment feel that I’m having trouble breathing…but my nose is a little cloggy feeling….

What do you think?

Her: Well, have you been Hong Kong or Toronto lately???? Has the cute boy? If not… I wouldn’t worry about it…

Me: Maybe I’ve got anthrax?

Her: I’m doubtful. Allergies, maybe. Anthrax, prolly not.

Me: Maybe it’s a tumor!

Her (In her best Ahnuld voice): IT’S NOT A TOOMAH!