{"id":1005,"date":"2010-01-01T10:36:26","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T16:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2010-01-01T10:36:26","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T16:36:26","slug":"2010-and-the-sickness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/01\/01\/2010-and-the-sickness\/","title":{"rendered":"2010 and the sickness"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1006\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1006\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1006\" title=\"Bug\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sick-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sick-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sick.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1006\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So sick<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Ungh&#8230; I got to spend my new year with Michael Westen, Sam Axe and Fiona Glenanne. That&#8217;s right I was home on New Years Eve watching the Burn Notice marathon. Oh, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I had several party invitations. It&#8217;s just that I was horribly sick all week long. On Wednesday I was determined to make myself well so I could attend my dear friend Kate&#8217;s birthday party for New Years. I knew it would be a wonderful time and I haven&#8217;t seen her in much too long. I was certain I&#8217;d be better by Thursday. However, by about 3pm on Wednesday a new and very unpleasant symptom emerged. I was hopeful it was just something I ate that did not agree with me, but as I tried to figure out what it could have been that I&#8217;d eaten I realized that I haven&#8217;t eaten much of anything that could disagree with me. Chicken soup, chicken pot-pie, toast, crackers, applesauce&#8230;. none of these things could cause THAT. Then yet another night of non-stop coughing in bed until 4am. Giving up and sitting on the couch until 8am and finally falling asleep for 2 uninterrupted hours of sleep. Yeah, Thursday morning I just knew going anywhere would be a very bad idea indeed. Fortunately Michael and Sam were on to keep me entertained. I flipped to BBC America in time to catch Graham Norton&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve show, followed by his two Dr Who specials. I caught a glimpse of Dick Clark (he does not look well) and then saw Janet Davies count down to the new year in Chicago. All the while coughing and hacking up a lung or two.<\/p>\n<p>Allow me to tell you how NOT to get sick. Don&#8217;t leave your house&#8230;EVER. Don&#8217;t let anyone from outside into your house. Hose everything down with Lysol before it enters your home. And for God&#8217;s sake, if you see any children, RUN! FLEE! They are walking Petri dishes of germs and sickness! I was doing so well until I went out and became social the past two weeks. Never again will I leave my home, it&#8217;s just not safe out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So sick Ungh&#8230; I got to spend my new year with Michael Westen, Sam Axe and Fiona Glenanne. That&#8217;s right I was home on New Years Eve watching the Burn Notice marathon. Oh, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I had several party invitations. It&#8217;s just that I was horribly sick all week long. On Wednesday I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-happy-new-year","category-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1007,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions\/1007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}