{"id":1018,"date":"2010-02-09T13:33:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T19:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2010-02-09T13:33:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T19:33:02","slug":"whos-got-two-thumbs-and-was-just-hired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/02\/09\/whos-got-two-thumbs-and-was-just-hired\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s got two thumbs and was just hired?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right&#8230; THIS GIRL! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/030.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1019\" title=\"030\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/030-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/030-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/030-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/030.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Just got an offer letter and I start tomorrow. I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking when I agreed to start work during a blizzard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right&#8230; THIS GIRL! Just got an offer letter and I start tomorrow. I don&#8217;t know what I was thinking when I agreed to start work during a blizzard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hired"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}