{"id":1054,"date":"2010-04-10T12:58:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T17:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/04\/10\/yes-i-do-have-3-shells-in-my-bathroom\/"},"modified":"2010-04-11T19:48:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T00:48:43","slug":"yes-i-do-have-3-shells-in-my-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/04\/10\/yes-i-do-have-3-shells-in-my-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I do have 3 shells in my bathroom."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"posterous_autopost\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/kLQpsuDuQKlC1e19vcaaBmQiPHCKkPIeOK302OI0SxjaLTEBzPgv0cUK4g0I\/downsized_0410001256.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/rmaOjO0EJiuUlSW3nYLQPcMholDI9H01HY1uAAOjks1BW9K1wI4iCJsDTxOI\/downsized_0410001256.jpg.scaled.500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/piratealice.posterous.com\/yes-i-do-have-3-shells-in-my-bathroom\">Piratealice&#8217;s posterous<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopreport.com\/BMnewswire\/three_seashells_solved_kinda.html\" target=\"_blank\">Demolition Man<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted via email from Piratealice&#8217;s posterous Demolition Man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1365,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions\/1365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}