{"id":109,"date":"2002-12-29T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-30T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=109"},"modified":"2002-12-29T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-30T03:02:00","slug":"109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2002\/12\/29\/109\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Too Slow&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So after a lovely evening out with the girls I come home and think I&#8217;ll share some of the gaiety with my kind readers. Unfortunately I discover <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doesthislookinfected.com\">I&#8217;m too slow<\/a> and she&#8217;s already beaten me to all the most amusing parts. And she did a much better job than I ever could have. <\/p>\n<p>I definately shoulda said no to that second margarita.  By the way, never <b>EVER<\/b> go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pjclarkschicago.com\/\">P. J. Clarke&#8217;s<\/a> the new one on Illinois and Congress near the AMC Theatre. WAAAY over priced and the waitstaff isn&#8217;t much better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too Slow&#8230; So after a lovely evening out with the girls I come home and think I&#8217;ll share some of the gaiety with my kind readers. Unfortunately I discover I&#8217;m too slow and she&#8217;s already beaten me to all the most amusing parts. And she did a much better job than I ever could have. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}