{"id":1369,"date":"2010-04-26T21:03:38","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T02:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/04\/26\/useless-computer\/"},"modified":"2010-04-26T21:03:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T02:03:38","slug":"useless-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/04\/26\/useless-computer\/","title":{"rendered":"Useless computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'><a href='http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/IyYoMAYOlp3FaEhI7faevzBahJo8xcAjqvgHkvJnep19KxOtjbamGrB9WQ8v\/downsized_0426002100.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/piratealice\/61UNz7K9umCBVFkxskEORiRfXXEhZMu4yuxXLt33siTGLfEUEW4L5HoQC1FY\/downsized_0426002100.jpg.scaled.500.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>A computer is only good as a cat bed when it can&#8217;t get online \ud83d\ude41 dead modem&#8230; AT&#038;T can&#8217;t do anything until tomorrow. No internet for me tonight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/piratealice.posterous.com\/useless-computer\">Piratealice&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A computer is only good as a cat bed when it can&#8217;t get online \ud83d\ude41 dead modem&#8230; AT&#038;T can&#8217;t do anything until tomorrow. No internet for me tonight. Posted via email from Piratealice&#8217;s posterous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}