{"id":137,"date":"2003-03-21T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-21T20:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=137"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:31:22","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:31:22","slug":"137","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/03\/21\/137\/","title":{"rendered":"March 21, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Let it rain<\/b><\/p>\n<p>She: Wanna come join us tonight? We need a break from the madness.<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: I can&#8217;t the cute boy and I have plans. I feel like such a putz, I keep ditching you guys. I feel so bad.<br \/>\n<br \/>She:  Don&#8217;t feel bad!  Be glad.  You have man meat to play with &#8211; everything else can be construed as jealousy. I mean, you should feel bad a little bit maybe&#8230;just a little for shunning the girls, but not so bad.  You&#8217;ve had a drought. You deserve a little&#8230;er, ummmm, rain!  Yeah, rain!<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let it rain She: Wanna come join us tonight? We need a break from the madness. Me: I can&#8217;t the cute boy and I have plans. I feel like such a putz, I keep ditching you guys. I feel so bad. She: Don&#8217;t feel bad! Be glad. You have man meat to play with &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1194,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/1194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}