{"id":1418,"date":"2010-08-16T20:59:35","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T01:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2010-08-16T21:01:41","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T02:01:41","slug":"please-forgive-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/08\/16\/please-forgive-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Please forgive me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1419\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/dietcoke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1419\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1419\" title=\"dietcoke\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/dietcoke-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/dietcoke-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/dietcoke.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1419\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You are so beautiful to me<\/p><\/div>\n<p>My dearest Diet Coke,<\/p>\n<p>You are so loyal and beautiful and I have repaid you by turning to another. I am deeply sorry for any pain I may have caused you. You have always been there for me. Even when I was in another country and couldn&#8217;t get iced tea, I could find you.<\/p>\n<p>The Diet Dr Pepper was on sale, I am a whore for a good deal. I know this is just a fleeting affair. The Dr is always so elusive and fickle. Its mystery is what draws me in.\u00a0 One day I will learn my lesson, and when he takes a hike I&#8217;ll turn to you and you&#8217;ll be there for me. I know you are my true love, my Imzadi.<\/p>\n<p>Please forgive me, Diet Coke, I want to be your one and only. Will you let me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are so beautiful to me My dearest Diet Coke, You are so loyal and beautiful and I have repaid you by turning to another. I am deeply sorry for any pain I may have caused you. You have always been there for me. Even when I was in another country and couldn&#8217;t get iced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,75,74,77,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awesome-stuff","category-diet-coke","category-food","category-imzadi","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1423,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions\/1423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}