{"id":142,"date":"2003-04-09T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-09T19:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=142"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:36:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:36:09","slug":"142","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/04\/09\/142\/","title":{"rendered":"April 9, 2003 @ 14:08"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Office stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So I get this email today:<\/p>\n<p><em>I LOST MY STAPLER (BETTER THAT THAN MY MIND).  IF YOU SEE IT&#8230;IT IS AN OLD ONE &#8211; A CHROME JOB WITH A BIG BUTTON TYPE LIKE TOP THAT YOU PRESS TO DISPENSE THE STAPLES.  THANKS FOR LOOKING AROUND <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes it was typed in all caps just like that&#8230; our office manager doesn&#8217;t really know the rules for emailing. I&#8217;m just worried that now she&#8217;s turning into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.virtualstapler.com\/office_space\/\">Milton<\/a> from the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/officespace.html\">Office Space<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Office stuff So I get this email today: I LOST MY STAPLER (BETTER THAT THAN MY MIND). IF YOU SEE IT&#8230;IT IS AN OLD ONE &#8211; A CHROME JOB WITH A BIG BUTTON TYPE LIKE TOP THAT YOU PRESS TO DISPENSE THE STAPLES. THANKS FOR LOOKING AROUND Yes it was typed in all caps just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1201,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/1201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}