{"id":1443,"date":"2010-10-10T20:51:30","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T01:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2010-10-10T20:51:30","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T01:51:30","slug":"dude-upstairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/10\/10\/dude-upstairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude Upstairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the new guy living upstairs is &#8220;getting busy&#8221; rather frequently.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve noticed that when he&#8217;s done he walks very loudly out of the bedroom. At first I just assumed this was a victory lap. But after mentioning it on twitter I&#8217;ve been given some other suggestions. One person said perhaps it&#8217;s a trip to the toilet, he may have a weak bladder. Another mentioned it could be a post-coital sandwich. I then thought perhaps he&#8217;s like that guy Miranda on Sex in the City dated who had to take a shower (although this is a LOT of walking for taking a shower). I&#8217;ve decided to test out the poll feature here on WordPress. Tell me what you think he may be up to with all that walking around.<\/p>\n<a name=\"pd_a_3902431\"><\/a>\n<div class=\"CSS_Poll PDS_Poll\" id=\"PDI_container3902431\" style=\"display:inline-block;\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"PD_superContainer\"><\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" charset=\"UTF-8\" src=\"https:\/\/static.polldaddy.com\/p\/3902431.js\"><\/script>\n<noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/poll.fm\/3902431\">Take Our Poll<\/a><\/noscript>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the new guy living upstairs is &#8220;getting busy&#8221; rather frequently.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve noticed that when he&#8217;s done he walks very loudly out of the bedroom. At first I just assumed this was a victory lap. But after mentioning it on twitter I&#8217;ve been given some other suggestions. One person said perhaps it&#8217;s a trip to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,83,53,60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awesome-stuff","category-poll","category-sick","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}