{"id":1489,"date":"2010-12-11T08:57:08","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T14:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1489"},"modified":"2010-12-11T08:57:08","modified_gmt":"2010-12-11T14:57:08","slug":"go-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2010\/12\/11\/go-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Go Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Migraine,<\/p>\n<p>You are are not welcome here. No one invited you and your insistence on coming here and waking me up at the butt-crack of dawn, making me hurl, is downright mean.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m bored with you, it&#8217;s time for you to leave and never come back. I am not interested in sitting in the dark today, nor do I wish to lay in bed all day long. Your method of punishment is cruel. No one deserves this torture.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time for you to go now, I don&#8217;t want you here. Leave me alone.<\/p>\n<p>-Pattie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Migraine, You are are not welcome here. No one invited you and your insistence on coming here and waking me up at the butt-crack of dawn, making me hurl, is downright mean. I&#8217;m bored with you, it&#8217;s time for you to leave and never come back. I am not interested in sitting in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap","category-open-letter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1490,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions\/1490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}