{"id":149,"date":"2003-04-23T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-23T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=149"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:47:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:47:09","slug":"149","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/04\/23\/149\/","title":{"rendered":"April 23, 2003 @ 8:56"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>today<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Haiku for today<br \/>\nMy throat hurts bad, drink some tea<br \/>\nIt will get better<\/p>\n<p>Bump the mug with arm<br \/>\nMy tea has spilled everywhere<br \/>\nNot on the keyboard!<\/p>\n<p>Office is so cold<br \/>\nWear a jacket to keep warm<br \/>\nWhen will it be Spring?<\/p>\n<p>Can not concentrate<br \/>\nOn anything that is work<br \/>\nI should just go home<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today Haiku for today My throat hurts bad, drink some tea It will get better Bump the mug with arm My tea has spilled everywhere Not on the keyboard! Office is so cold Wear a jacket to keep warm When will it be Spring? Can not concentrate On anything that is work I should just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1210,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/1210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}