{"id":152,"date":"2003-04-25T15:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-25T20:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=152"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:49:46","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:49:46","slug":"152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/04\/25\/152\/","title":{"rendered":"April 25, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Talking to Janine<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Me: I think I may have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.who.int\/csr\/sars\/en\/\">SARS<\/a>. According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\">CDC<\/a> these are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/ncidod\/sars\/factsheet.htm\">symptoms:<\/a> headache (I&#8217;ve got that right now) overall feeling of discomfort (yup, got that) and body aches (eh&#8230; My foot does kind of hurt and so does my throat) Although I don&#8217;t have the temperature and I&#8217;m not sure if a flemmy throat is considered a respiratory symptom or not. I don&#8217;t at the moment feel that I&#8217;m having trouble breathing&#8230;but my nose is a little cloggy feeling&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Her: Well, have you been Hong Kong or Toronto lately????  Has the cute boy? If not&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t worry about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Maybe I&#8217;ve got anthrax?<\/p>\n<p>Her: I&#8217;m doubtful.  Allergies, maybe.  Anthrax, prolly not.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Maybe it&#8217;s a tumor!<\/p>\n<p>Her (In her best Ahnuld voice): IT&#8217;S NOT A TOOMAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talking to Janine Me: I think I may have SARS. According to the CDC these are the symptoms: headache (I&#8217;ve got that right now) overall feeling of discomfort (yup, got that) and body aches (eh&#8230; My foot does kind of hurt and so does my throat) Although I don&#8217;t have the temperature and I&#8217;m not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/1214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}