{"id":1703,"date":"2011-09-07T19:32:55","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T00:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2012-06-28T18:34:01","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T23:34:01","slug":"dear-columbia-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2011\/09\/07\/dear-columbia-college\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Columbia College"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Columbia College,<\/p>\n<p>As an alumna of your illustrious institution I am always open to receiving correspondence from you. I hope to attend more events created for all of us graduates. I want to network with others and attend writing workshops. However, your latest missive was a huge fail.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1704 alignnone\" title=\"awful\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/badcolors-291x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/badcolors-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/badcolors.jpg 364w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even read this. When I mouse over the links, NOTHING CHANGES. I still can&#8217;t read it.\u00a0 A school known for art and design should not be sending this type of awful unreadable spam to alumni. Honestly they shouldn&#8217;t be sending it to anyone.<\/p>\n<p>Who is responsible for this? I hang my head in SHAME as a graduate of Columbia College after receiving this.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Pattie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Columbia College, As an alumna of your illustrious institution I am always open to receiving correspondence from you. I hope to attend more events created for all of us graduates. I want to network with others and attend writing workshops. However, your latest missive was a huge fail. I can&#8217;t even read this. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,25,86,88],"tags":[126],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crap","category-lameness","category-open-letter","category-stupid","tag-lameness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2028,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/2028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}