{"id":202,"date":"2003-09-02T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-02T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=202"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:26:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:26:10","slug":"202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/09\/02\/202\/","title":{"rendered":"September 2, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ugh<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So this chick here at works wants me to try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.innerlightinc.com\/wilking\/\">this stuff<\/a> you add it to water and you&#8217;re supposed to drink like 3 to 4 LITERS a day! I can&#8217;t even drink a whole liter of pop in a day and they expect me to drinkg 3 to 4 liters of WATER WITH CRAP IN IT in a day! that&#8217;s like a WHOLE GALLON OF WATER IN ONE DAY! I&#8217;ll be floating away!<br \/>\n<br \/>Well, this stuff makes the water look like you&#8217;re drinking olive oil. It&#8217;s like green with little floaty things in it. The whole point is that the stuff makes you feel better, more energized&#8230;clean out your system etc.  All it is is this powder of different kinds of grasses and weeds and tree bark etc&#8230; with some drops of this ph stuff. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greensandlean.com\/\">According to dude who made the stuff<\/a> we eat so much stuff that&#8217;s bad for us that our bodies become too acidic etc&#8230; blah blah blah&#8230;whatever.<br \/>\n<br \/>To tell you the truth, the stuff doesn&#8217;t make the water taste bad at all. It tastes like water with floatys in it. It&#8217;s the powder of floatys that make me wanna gag&#8230;you get this throat full of grime going down.. gag gag gag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh So this chick here at works wants me to try this stuff you add it to water and you&#8217;re supposed to drink like 3 to 4 LITERS a day! I can&#8217;t even drink a whole liter of pop in a day and they expect me to drinkg 3 to 4 liters of WATER WITH [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1270,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/1270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}