{"id":2108,"date":"2013-02-18T10:29:41","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T16:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=2108"},"modified":"2018-02-04T19:15:40","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T01:15:40","slug":"i-did-something-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2013\/02\/18\/i-did-something-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"I did something stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought some Girl Scout Cookies.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2110 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/gscookies.jpg\" alt=\"gscookies\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/gscookies.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/gscookies-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And at first I&#8217;m like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2111 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/nocookies.png\" alt=\"nocookies\" width=\"552\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/nocookies.png 800w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/nocookies-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 552px) 100vw, 552px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But then I eat one cookie and I&#8217;m all&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2109 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/eatcookies.png\" alt=\"eatcookies\" width=\"605\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/eatcookies.png 680w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/eatcookies-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seriously&#8230; I made a huge mistake&#8230; one box down 7 more to go&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought some Girl Scout Cookies. And at first I&#8217;m like&#8230; But then I eat one cookie and I&#8217;m all&#8230;. Seriously&#8230; I made a huge mistake&#8230; one box down 7 more to go&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,76,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap","category-love","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2108"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2263,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2108\/revisions\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}