{"id":219,"date":"2003-10-06T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-06T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=219"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:44:06","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:44:06","slug":"219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/10\/06\/219\/","title":{"rendered":"October 6, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"

oops<\/b><\/p>\n

Overheard conversation:<\/p>\n

She 1: Who put pizza in the toater oven?
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She 2: I don’t know, but I just saw Pattie head to the kitchen.
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She 1: Well, I shut it off because it was turning black.
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Me (in the kitchen to no one in particular): Crap…<\/p>\n

Moral of the story?
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Don’t put pizza in the toaster oven then go back to your desk for something you forgot. Anyone for blakened Hawaiian Pizza from CPK?<\/a>
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oops Overheard conversation: She 1: Who put pizza in the toater oven? She 2: I don’t know, but I just saw Pattie head to the kitchen. She 1: Well, I shut it off because it was turning black. Me (in the kitchen to no one in particular): Crap… Moral of the story? Don’t put pizza […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1288,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions\/1288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}