{"id":227,"date":"2003-11-19T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-19T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=227"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:51:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:51:18","slug":"227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/11\/19\/227\/","title":{"rendered":"November 19, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Oh Dear<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well, the illness is all gone, however, yesterday I was planning to help the little sis with a paper for school. I was going to proof it and send it back to her. Well, as I sat down to do the proofing, I ended up pouring Diet Pepsi all over the keyboard. I tried to clean it up quickly. But when I picked up the keyboard and turned it sideways all this pop poured out the side&#8230;.  it&#8217;s very sad&#8230;.  now my spacebar is the &#8220;mystery key&#8221; it could be a space, but then again it could be the delete key or the tab key or even the arrow keys that bounce you all over the document.  Time for a new keyboard&#8230; thank goodness I can blog while at work!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Dear Well, the illness is all gone, however, yesterday I was planning to help the little sis with a paper for school. I was going to proof it and send it back to her. Well, as I sat down to do the proofing, I ended up pouring Diet Pepsi all over the keyboard. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1296,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/1296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}