{"id":234,"date":"2003-12-19T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=234"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:56:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:56:41","slug":"234","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2003\/12\/19\/234\/","title":{"rendered":"December 19, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Bored<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m bored&#8230; I&#8217;m tired of doing work, my nose has been rubbed sore from all the drippyness and blowing. Yeah, I&#8217;m sick again, but it&#8217;s just a runny nose this time&#8230;nothing to worry about. I should have bought the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.puffs.com\/products\/plus.html\">Puffs with Lotion<\/a> then my nose wouldn&#8217;t hurt SO bad&#8230;however, I didn&#8217;t so now it does.<br \/>\n<br \/>I got a lovely Christmas gift from one of the radio station people I work with&#8230; it looks like it was used. I don&#8217;t mind re-gifted gifts, but not when they look so OBVIOUSLY used&#8230; regift stuff that hasn&#8217;t been touched&#8230; duh! eh&#8230; It tells me with a touch of a button what time it is around the world&#8230; so I can now tell that it&#8217;s currently 7pm in London and it&#8217;s 4pm in Rio De Janero&#8230; and it&#8217;s tomorrow morning in Tokyo. Cool huh? I know you&#8217;re jealous&#8230;.send me your address and I&#8217;ll regift my used gift to you&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bored Yeah, I&#8217;m bored&#8230; I&#8217;m tired of doing work, my nose has been rubbed sore from all the drippyness and blowing. Yeah, I&#8217;m sick again, but it&#8217;s just a runny nose this time&#8230;nothing to worry about. I should have bought the Puffs with Lotion then my nose wouldn&#8217;t hurt SO bad&#8230;however, I didn&#8217;t so now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1303,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/1303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}