{"id":238,"date":"2004-01-10T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-10T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=238"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:59:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:59:01","slug":"238","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/01\/10\/238\/","title":{"rendered":"January 10, 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Evil Cats<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So I spent the past week in the Wisconsin Dells&#8230; I asked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doesthislookinfected.com\">Tammy<\/a> to watch the cats while I was gone. Apparently Bijou is a total bitch. If you go to Tammy&#8217;s blog and scroll down to Thursday you&#8217;ll see that Bijou found some place to hide from Tammy and sent her into a panic. Don&#8217;t worry Tammy, she has done the same thing to me on several occasions. Each time I was in a total panic. I ended up calling my friend Sabrina who drove all the way to my house from Beecher because I couldn&#8217;t find her. That time she got out the front door and was hiding up stairs in the hallway among my neighbor&#8217;s stuff. I was in a total panic, crying and sitting on my doorstep with a jar of cat treats and a bag of Doritos (yes, Bijou likes Doritos I can generally get her to come out of hiding for them&#8230;not that time).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry Bijou is a bitch&#8230; she will be reprimanded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evil Cats So I spent the past week in the Wisconsin Dells&#8230; I asked Tammy to watch the cats while I was gone. Apparently Bijou is a total bitch. If you go to Tammy&#8217;s blog and scroll down to Thursday you&#8217;ll see that Bijou found some place to hide from Tammy and sent her into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1307,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}