{"id":239,"date":"2004-01-15T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=239"},"modified":"2010-04-10T23:59:19","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T04:59:19","slug":"239","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/01\/15\/239\/","title":{"rendered":"January 15, 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>For crying out loud!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So my friend here at the office and her guy have those Nextel cell phones that you can walkee-talkee on&#8230;. Well, he doesn&#8217;t seem to realize that on occasion people walk AWAY from their desk, so her phone keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing&#8230;.it&#8217;s like he doesn&#8217;t know how to give up! HEY ASSHOLE! LEAVE A MESSAGE!! SHE&#8217;S GONE OFF TO GET FOOD&#8230;PEOPLE DO EAT SOMETIMES.<\/p>\n<p><b>on another subject<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>It wasn&#8217;t Bijou who was being a bitch to Tammy&#8230;.it was MABEL! I can&#8217;t believe my sweet loveable Mabel would do such an evil thing&#8230; I need to re-evaluate the personalities of my kitties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For crying out loud! So my friend here at the office and her guy have those Nextel cell phones that you can walkee-talkee on&#8230;. Well, he doesn&#8217;t seem to realize that on occasion people walk AWAY from their desk, so her phone keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing&#8230;.it&#8217;s like he doesn&#8217;t know how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1308,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/1308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}