{"id":240,"date":"2004-01-20T20:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-21T01:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=240"},"modified":"2010-04-11T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T05:05:00","slug":"240","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/01\/20\/240\/","title":{"rendered":"January 20, 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Not particularly PC, do not read if easily offended<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So yesterday was MLK day&#8230; I had to work but I got a fabulous lunch out courtesy of the folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kiss1035.com\/main.html\">KISS-FM<\/a> here in Chicago. My rep from the station told me that I should tell bossman, &#8220;John, my cats are both black and I think I need to go home now to help them celebrate Martin Luther King&#8217;s birthday and the end to their oppression by &#8220;the man&#8221;.<br \/>\n<br \/>As much as I wanted to do that&#8230;I held back&#8230;however, if this job interview tomorrow goes well, he&#8217;s SO TOTALLY GETTING THE SHAFT&#8230;  2 weeks is all he&#8217;s gunna get out of me!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m bitter&#8230; what about it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not particularly PC, do not read if easily offended So yesterday was MLK day&#8230; I had to work but I got a fabulous lunch out courtesy of the folks at KISS-FM here in Chicago. My rep from the station told me that I should tell bossman, &#8220;John, my cats are both black and I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1309,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/1309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}