{"id":249,"date":"2004-02-04T13:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-04T18:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=249"},"modified":"2010-04-11T00:15:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T05:15:41","slug":"249","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/02\/04\/249\/","title":{"rendered":"February 4, 2004 @ 13:38"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Example of Why I&#8217;m Disgruntled<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Got this emailed to me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Pattie&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hoping that between today &amp; tomorrow you can catch up on handling tears. The procedure is: look at them for errors of content, bad reproduction, items cut off; arrange so that folded sides line up; position cover sheet flush with left side; staple; initial in lower left-hand corner.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>MK<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So like&#8230;I&#8217;ve worked here for 8 years&#8230;Obviously I have no idea how to check tearsheets or what I&#8217;m looking for. Then, ya know, if I break from the &#8220;sacrament of the way things are always done&#8221; there will indeed be hell to pay. Heaven forbid I staple this shit on the RIGHT HAND SIDE&#8230;or maybe I become a rebel and just staple it in THE MIDDLE!<\/p>\n<p>But yeah, this is the kind of anal retentive crap I have to put up with on a daily basis&#8230; I live for this shit. But on the bright side&#8230;it does allow for mucho web surfing while still looking busy&#8230;cuz ya know, I&#8217;m SO NOT really looking at these tearsheets, I&#8217;m just stapling them and stacking them&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Example of Why I&#8217;m Disgruntled Got this emailed to me&#8230; Pattie&#8211; I&#8217;m hoping that between today &amp; tomorrow you can catch up on handling tears. The procedure is: look at them for errors of content, bad reproduction, items cut off; arrange so that folded sides line up; position cover sheet flush with left side; staple; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1321,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}