James<\/a> saw this and thought of me, the lovely Pirate Alice. I just wanted to share with all of you, my lovely readers.<\/p>\nOh, I should like to ride the seas,
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A roaring buccaneer;
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A cutlass banging at my knees,
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A dirk behind my ear.
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And when my captives’ chains would clank
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I’d howl with glee and drink,
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And then fling out the quivering plank
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And watch the beggars sink. <\/p>\n
I’d like to straddle gory decks,
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And dig in laden sands,
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And know the feel of throbbing necks
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Between my knotted hands.
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Oh, I should like to strut and curse
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Among my blackguard crew….
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But I am writing little verse,
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As little ladies do. <\/p>\n
Oh, I should like to dance and laugh
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And pose and preen and sway,
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And rip the hearts of men in half,
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And toss the bits away.
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I’d like to view the reeling years
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Through unastonished eyes,
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And dip my finger-tips in tears,
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And give my smiles for sighs. <\/p>\n
I’d stroll beyond the ancient bounds,
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And tap at fastened gates,
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And hear the prettiest of sound-
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The clink of shattered fates.
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My slaves I’d like to bind with thongs
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That cut and burn and chill….
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But I am writing little songs,
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As little ladies will. <\/p>\n
— Dorothy Parker
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