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So I’m sitting here at my desk, and suddenly my cellphone rings… and I’m thinking, who the hell is calling me on that thing? So I actually manage to answer the phone before it goes to the voicemail, only to find this guy has the wrong number. Well, dude is trying to make some sales pitch thing and decides to offer it to me, cuz it was in fact the right number, it just didn’t belong to that person anymore. pssht! So I’m sitting here at my desk, and suddenly my cellphone rings… and I’m thinking, who the hell is calling me on that thing? So I actually manage to answer the phone before it goes to the voicemail, only to find this guy has the wrong number. Well, dude is trying to make some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1332,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/1332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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So he goes into his sales pitch about Fairfield Resorts<\/a> and this great deal on a 3 day 2 night stay at a list of fabulous places, and some $50 cash back, and $100 in rental car vouchers and blah blah blah…I’m waiting for the catch, what do I gotta pay for this fabulous deal? Well, he finally asks my name, and confirms I’m in Chicago…this call has lasted about 8 minutes now…and then he says, “you make $46,000 a year right?” and I chuckle and say, “no” and he’s like, “more?” and I chuckle again, “no” then the fucker HANGS UP ON ME!<\/b> after all that he can’t even take 2 seconds to say, “oh man, you gotta make more than that…sorry.” Bastard!
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I mean really, YOU have just wasted MY time… who gives a crap about your quota? I didn’t ASK YOU to call me! At least give me the courtesy of an apology or SOMETHING before you hang up on me….fuckin’ piece of telemarketer trash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"